Oh, my sweet Westley, what have I done?
in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry” ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years
this is violently beautiful
: There's a little story in the "Homens, Espadas e Tomates" (super awesome book about Port, by Rainer Daehnhardt) with Neddie and Port that I thought you might enjoy. During the 1st siege of Diu Port ran out of bullets, but had enough gunpowder for one more shot. So he decided to rip out one of his own teeth and use it as ammunition (and Turkey, who was caught off guard, got hit squarely in the face). But it was Ned, who was traveling there as a priest, that told everyone else in Europe the story.
Thank you so much for telling me this omg I am in love with that story amsdhg
I’m so sorry Turkey
A Japanese bakery, Kinseiken Seika, is cooking up a storm and it’s getting all over the world wide web.
The dessert they are cooking up is the mizu shingen mochi and it is a rice cake that is made out of… you guessed it water from the Japanese Alps.
A Tweet from a customer said that the dessert “has a pleasant natural sweetness… (and) goes incredibly smoothly down your throat.”
These are like the little water drops in Bugs Life